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The
Celtic Manor Resort
Newport, Gwent, Wales August 2003
A
couple of weeks ago I had the pleasure of visiting The Celtic Manor
Resort. I was speaking at a corporate day for Bovis. Unfortunately
I could not get there in time to play the Golf Course but when I
arrived and saw how windy it was I thought it was for the best.
I
have played the course a few times and have been very impressed.
All the facilities are second to none. The staff are very friendly
and as soon as you arrive they make you feel special.
This
is to be the venue for the 2010 Ryder Cup. Rumour has it that the
owner Terry Matthews has spent £40 million to bring the Golf
Course up to scratch. An admirable gesture and one that will be
tremendous for Golf in Wales.
Well
that enough of the commercial! After speaking at the dinner, a few
guys wondered if I would have a game of snooker with them in the
bar. We had a pleasant evening and I was only to pleased to agree.
You
can imagine my disappointment when I saw the snooker table and the
equipment. The table only had five pockets, one of the middle pockets
had no leather on it, and the bar at the back of the pocket stopped
the ball dropping! The three cues, that were usable, had tips that
fitted over the end of the cue making them look like menthol cigarettes!!
After
playing a couple of shots I realised that if I played anymore I
would look like a complete idiot. Not too hard for me after working
with Jim Davidson for twelve years!!
Anyway
I managed a couple of trick shots to keep my reputation in tacked.
Everybody seemed to enjoy the evening regardless. However as a snooker
player it was a little bit insulting to the game and it would not
cost that much to put the table and cues right and in keeping with
the other facilities.
Just
a note to Mr Matthews, I know that Tiger Woods likes a game of snooker
and if you want to get good reviews from the great man, spend some
money on the snooker facilities!!
It
is not the first time I have gone to a Golf Club and been less than
impressed with the snooker room. So if you are a member of a golf
club and not to impressed with the snooker facilities let me know
as I know plenty of table fitters and there is sure to be one in
your area.
Now
naturally, it would be unjust not to give Celtic Manor the opportunity
to defend the situation, so you can click here
to read their response.

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